Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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