you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
