This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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