I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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