yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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