Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
It's never too late to be topless.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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