this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i drank out of a bidet.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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