? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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