drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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