Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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