Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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