So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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