its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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