You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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