You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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