Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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