I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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