I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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