I heard we made out
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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