i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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