I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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