i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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