would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
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