Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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