I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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