The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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