If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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