just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
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