He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I currently don't understand fingers.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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