do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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