Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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