I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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