playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
