did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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