We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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