we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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