i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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