Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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