Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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