My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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