Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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