I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Randomize
