Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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