Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Houston, we have a squirter
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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