Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
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