i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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