and next time when you feel me up, do it right
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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