Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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