Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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