I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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