Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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