Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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