hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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