So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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