Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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